Curly Canoe

What is Curly Canoe?

1) Imaginary "Love boat" paddled by curly haired, Leo Sayer lookalikes.

2) How curly haired people refer to their poodle-like locks.

3) David "Pantene Perfect Curls" Knox.

1) Metaphor, as in missed the boat:

"Kelly had her chance, but she's blown it, she's really missed the curly canoe this time..."

2) Adventurous propostition:

"Alright love, wanna take a ride down the rapids in the curly canoe?"

Luvitz

1. the act of submerging ones genitalia in a cool, yet soothing bowl of apple sauce. Ah man, I just gave myself a lovitz. Man i feel grea..

Datey-sixed

1. When you are 86'd from going into a bar or restaurant because you used to date someone that works there and now its too uncomfortab..

Zootwagginem

1. being a thug, cool, gangster ass muthafukka. damn! zach you is zootwagginem! See cool, gangsta, zach, hot..

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