Curly Canoe

What is Curly Canoe?

1) Imaginary "Love boat" paddled by curly haired, Leo Sayer lookalikes.

2) How curly haired people refer to their poodle-like locks.

3) David "Pantene Perfect Curls" Knox.

1) Metaphor, as in missed the boat:

"Kelly had her chance, but she's blown it, she's really missed the curly canoe this time..."

2) Adventurous propostition:

"Alright love, wanna take a ride down the rapids in the curly canoe?"

Gunnin'

1. to make fun of someone or something. Amber was gunnin' the ugly dress she wore. James was gunnin' Mike for the shoes that he..

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1. To turn something Asian. Today, i'm gonna asianify my room. See to, turn, something, asian, chink..

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