What is Curly Canoe?
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1) Imaginary "Love boat" paddled by curly haired, Leo Sayer lookalikes.
2) How curly haired people refer to their poodle-like locks.
3) David "Pantene Perfect Curls" Knox.
1) Metaphor, as in
missed the boat :
"Kelly had her chance, but she's blown it, she's really missed the curly canoe this time..."
2) Adventurous propostition:
"Alright love, wanna take a ride down the rapids in the curly canoe?"
Random Words:
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You rub your dick along her ass crack, then she sucks you off with the essence of shit on your dick.
Dee-lish!
I was going to fuck her..
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a large group consisting on of males needing female attention
"ere lads, this is a rite saussage fest"
See fest, meat, pork,..
