Curly Canoe

What is Curly Canoe?

1) Imaginary "Love boat" paddled by curly haired, Leo Sayer lookalikes.

2) How curly haired people refer to their poodle-like locks.

3) David "Pantene Perfect Curls" Knox.

1) Metaphor, as in missed the boat:

"Kelly had her chance, but she's blown it, she's really missed the curly canoe this time..."

2) Adventurous propostition:

"Alright love, wanna take a ride down the rapids in the curly canoe?"

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