Curly Clocksprings Edit Meaning

1. to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes incl..

1. Dropping a piece of excrement into a toilet that is big enough to clog it. "Quick! Get the plunger! I dropped a clogger!" 2...

1. Food poisoning; specifically, that which may follow eating some gawdawful bilge at New Mexico Tech's infamous Chartwells cafeteria...