What is Currynoia?
1.
From working in a bar one finds strange things being left behind at the end ofafter closing. Recently there was an entire untouched take away curry. The desire to eat at the end of a hard nights work was too strong and therefore said curry had to be consumed. Currynoia is the fear of being caught by the owner of the curry looking to seek back its spicy goodness.
Also, being in bed with a girl during and post curry digestion...
1. Settling in to the forgotten curry I was startled with a sudden wave of currynioa as someone knocked on the locked door of the bar.
2. As I lay there listening to her soft breathing I was currynoid that the previously cunsumed curry would disturb her rest as it passed through me.
