What is Curtain Bandit?
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A guy who, after participating in sexual intercourse with another, and discretly walks over to the curtain and cleans the slime off of his dick, then leaves never to return.
Sally, watch out for that Brooks, I never knew he was a curtain bandit, until I found the mess he left on my bedroom curtains.
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The practice of blending two names together to form a ship name.
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A situation or item so disgusting or fucked up it will make your balls retract into your body in horror.
I hooked up with your mom last..
