What is Curtain Bandit?
1.
A guy who, after participating in sexual intercourse with another, and discretly walks over to the curtain and cleans the slime off of his dick, then leaves never to return.
Sally, watch out for that Brooks, I never knew he was a curtain bandit, until I found the mess he left on my bedroom curtains.
See
Random Words:
1.
Internet celeb from stickam and facebook.
Scene girl and popular on 4chan and such.
"Woah, there goes Benneh Buzz! wonder if I ca..
1.
1. A person that gets so mad at an inanimate object that they wish it was alive, just so they could kill it.
I stubbed my toe on that f..