Curtain Bandit

What is Curtain Bandit?


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A guy who, after participating in sexual intercourse with another, and discretly walks over to the curtain and cleans the slime off of his dick, then leaves never to return.

Sally, watch out for that Brooks, I never knew he was a curtain bandit, until I found the mess he left on my bedroom curtains.

See donkey punch, dirty sanchez, hot plate


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