Curtain Inspector

What is Curtain Inspector?

A man who examines the vaginal lips of females to determine there is something wrong with their pussies.

"I noticed that my pussy lips were hanging unusally low today so I called the curtain inspector."

See beef curtains, pussy lips, pussy, lips

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