Curtain Tits

What is Curtain Tits?


1.

A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain

I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.


0

Random Words:

1. Female receiver of spuff, generally used as a term of endearment. I love you my little spufflette. See spuff, spunk, lover, women, gir..
1. A variation of the ever so common "cool story, bro" used to express angst or boredom towards a story. "So yea my mom thi..
1. person who looks, smells, and/or fells like a gigantic chunk of dirt. these people are generally undeniably ugly and not fuckable in any..