What is Curtain Tits?
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A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain
I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.
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The expectation of Cunnilingus or Fellatio. Usually expected during a Booty Call with an physically undesirable partner.
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