Curtain Tits

What is Curtain Tits?


1.

A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain

I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.


26

Random Words:

1. spanking the salami; like finding nemo, except with the whang. "I can't talk right now! Lorn'sfinding Waldo in the middl..
1. A Zoofondo is a simpleton possesing unmatched comedic skills to compensate. A master of Deadpanhumor. A Zoofondo would say something l..
1. When you get home from work, tired, weary, and all you want to do is get off your clothes and put on something comfortable. "Man, ..