What is Curtains?
1.
A slang term for the female labia majora
Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today
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2.
big funky nasty pussy lips resembling chewed-up bologna!
i spread the curtains on that ho!
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3.
A code word for a skirt, with a flowery pattern, that looks like it should be hanging in the front room of your grans front room.
"I want that skirt!"
"No you don't, it looks like the pair of curtains that my gran owns. If you buy it, I will mock you"
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4.
'hind parts, but cheeks with the uncanny ability to hang DOWN like drapery near the flanks or
my girls curtains wag back and forth when she's down on her knees scrubbing out the bath tub and it's exciting to watch!
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5.
when something is over,dying
If u fuck wit me its gonna be curtains.
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6.
A piece of dangly fabricy things to be hanged over windows, invented by women so that men wouldn't walk naked in front of windows.
"Honey, does the glass make my dick look big?"
"That's it, I'm getting curtains".
7.
Eyebrows. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.
Hola baby, does the
rug match the curtains?
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