What is Curtis?
1.
Hot Sexy Beast. The "Shit" you may say.
That Man danced like a curtis
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2.
A person who is worthy of a great many things. It is said that looking at one can send you into multiple orgasms.
Stacy: "Holy fuck! Did you see that guy?!"
Amanda: "Yea, he was a Curtis all over!"
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3.
The biggest dickhead ever.
That guy is such a Curtis.
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4.
A disguised way of saying you need to go #2, Hince Jamie Lee Curtis as the Activia Lady.
"Hold on guys, I'll meet up with you in a minute, I gotta drop off a Curtis real quick"
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5.
someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like
person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches
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6.
Someone who has a short temper and refuses to shave.
"Look at those sideburns!"
"Yeah but watch out he's a curtis"
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7.
Noun. An insult. Used to describe a snitch or a rat on the streets. Someone who cooperates with police or any form of authority.
I cant believe John gave me up so easy. Now I'm on probation, he's such a curtis.
I aint no Curtis man, I dont never snitch on nobody.
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