Curtle

What is Curtle?


1.

A Curtle is created when a cat shags a turtle. There are not many cases, but one outspoken turtle came out of its shell claiming to have been raped by a cat - resulting in a curtle. Curtle's have the main body of the cat, turtle tail and head, with fury turtle legs. The shell is inside it around its heart, so this is one resistant little fucker - in short, you can drive over it, kick it or even have your retarded half-brother smash it against a tree - it will live on and hunt you down - slowly...

Holy freakin shit - curtle!

Frank...Frank! Look, its a cat shagging a turtle!

See cat, turtle, shag, slow, monster, ugly, curtle, rape, retarded, smash, hunt


8

Random Words:

1. the little known, oft denied, perfectly natural phenomenon whereby the male secretes menstrual fluid from his prostate "oh great -..
1. A Zuppe. A neutral being. This kid at school today decided to go all zuppe on me, it was insane. 2. Etymology: Italian. Function: no..
1. To pwn noobs online with a passion. 1. that was some rhampaging pwnage skills! gg! 2. gg nubcakes, rhampage is in the building. See r..