Curtle

What is Curtle?


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A Curtle is created when a cat shags a turtle. There are not many cases, but one outspoken turtle came out of its shell claiming to have been raped by a cat - resulting in a curtle. Curtle's have the main body of the cat, turtle tail and head, with fury turtle legs. The shell is inside it around its heart, so this is one resistant little fucker - in short, you can drive over it, kick it or even have your retarded half-brother smash it against a tree - it will live on and hunt you down - slowly...

Holy freakin shit - curtle!

Frank...Frank! Look, its a cat shagging a turtle!

See cat, turtle, shag, slow, monster, ugly, curtle, rape, retarded, smash, hunt


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