What is Cushwhiffer?
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One who hovers around a seating area occupied by ladies. When the ladies vacate their seats, he covertly rushes in to sniff, smell, rub, molest, and many other things of this nature, the seat cushions.
The filthy cushwhiffer waited patiently for the teaparty to end so he could rush in and molest their chairs.
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The state one is in after having consumed a copious amount of booze. More drunk than drunk, sloshed, shitfaced.
James was so uber drizu..
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To masterbate or play with oneself.
"I was so fucking horny, I had to handle my business."
See masterbate, jack off, jerk of..