Custard

What is Custard?

1.

A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.

Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody mayonnaise. (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)

2.

A portmanteau of customer and retard.

I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.

See wage slave, fast food, assholes

3.

Seminal male ejaculate

"She's got custard dripping down her face"

"Would madam like custard on her buns?"

4.

1. A snack that is best served with jelly from you school canteen.

1. Could i please get a cup of jelly with custard.

See custard, jelly, yellow, cup, canteen

5.

when a boy lives in a crawl space 40 feet long and 2 feet high, lit up by christmas lights and has been abandond by his mother. Often smokes and talks like his balls havent dropped!

why are you being a custard?

See fat, custer, smoker, red head

6.

When you have been turned down by a woman. Similar to receiving a custard pie in the face

"ha ha custard m8 she didn't like you"

See mugged off, merked, dissed, shown up

7.

cuntbastard

That George Dubya is a right piece of custard.

See god

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