What is Custard?
1.
A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.
Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody
mayonnaise . (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)
2.
A portmanteau of customer and retard.
I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.
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3.
Seminal male ejaculate
"She's got custard dripping down her face"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"
4.
1. A snack that is best served with jelly from you school canteen.
1. Could i please get a cup of jelly with custard.
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5.
when a boy lives in a crawl space 40 feet long and 2 feet high, lit up by christmas lights and has been abandond by his mother. Often smokes and talks like his balls havent dropped!
why are you being a custard?
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6.
When you have been turned down by a woman. Similar to receiving a custard pie in the face
"ha ha custard m8 she didn't like you"
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7.
That George Dubya is a right piece of custard.
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