What is Custard Cannon?
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Slang term for the male penis.
As soon as she put my custard cannon in her mouth, she was rewarded with a mouthful of ceam.
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the mysterious organ located between a man's legs that sprays goo all over unsuspecting females.
i shot your mom in the eye with a powerful blast of my custard cannon
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