Custard Cannon

What is Custard Cannon?


1.

Slang term for the male penis.

As soon as she put my custard cannon in her mouth, she was rewarded with a mouthful of ceam.

See urban pervert

2.

the mysterious organ located between a man's legs that sprays goo all over unsuspecting females.

i shot your mom in the eye with a powerful blast of my custard cannon

See jizzcock


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