Custard Cannon

What is Custard Cannon?

Slang term for the male penis.

As soon as she put my custard cannon in her mouth, she was rewarded with a mouthful of ceam.

See urban pervert

the mysterious organ located between a man's legs that sprays goo all over unsuspecting females.

i shot your mom in the eye with a powerful blast of my custard cannon

See jizzcock

Zoosed Up

1. The most amazing feeling ever!!! Smoke a blunt, smoke a bong, drink some beer, pop some pills, get ZOOSED UP!!!! See fucked up, super ..

Cherno

1. A girl who is quite young in years (although not paedophilic) with the potential to be really fit. Charlotte Church..

1'd

1. verb: gave a rating of "1"(out of some number) to something. Used to indicate major suckage or disapproval. The opposite mig..

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