Custardio

What is Custardio?

Spanish-esque slang for residue left on womens knickers after a couple of days use. Used mostly in song

Smelly dirty bitch, bet she's got some custardio.

*song* 'Custardio, woo oh oh oh, cust-ard-io, woh oh oh oh'

See dirty, knickers, doss, smelly, residue

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