Custard's Last Stand Edit Meaning

1. A huge penis What an Oxenputz!..

1. Morning wood in the less well endowed. I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter. See..

1. A state of total inebriation. Derived from an episode of Brass Eye. *I was quadrospazzed last night* See wrecked, wasted, drunk, hangi..