What is Customer Number 9?
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Customer Number 9 is a term used to hide the real identity of a Very Important Customer. Used generally in sleazy places, i.e. beer houses, sex dens, etc.
Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.
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A turnip tickler is a faggot/poof/queer/gay, I think you get it. Turnip being the metaphor for male genitalia.
Poof: Come here mate, I ..