What is Customer Prevention Department?


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AKA Sales Prevention Department AKA Credit Department

Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.

Hey joe, Heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.

Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.

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