Cut The Cheese

What is Cut The Cheese?


1.

To fart. Have you ever noticed a smell at the dinner table, thought someone had farted, and then saw someone cutting a new cheese?

Pooo! Someone's cut the cheese!

2.

(v.) To fart.

Who cut the cheese? Oh, nevermind, Elitist just walked in the room.

See Gumba Gumba

3.

To pass gas, or to fart.

The term was originated when someone sliced

into a new wheel of cheese, but most likely

a brick of Limburger cheese... which stinks

terribly despite it being fresh cheese.

(If you HAD smelled Limburger cheese before,

you know what I'm talking about!)

Daryl: Aww man! WHOOO!!! Who cut the cheese?!

Michelle: Owen, man, get outta here, you funky bastard!

Owen: Hey, I didn't fart! Damn it, I didn't!!

LATER...

Daryl: What's that smell...?

Michelle: (looking innocent) I don't know.

Daryl: Oh! Oooo!! Girl, you got the car all

stanky! Roll down those windows, you lyin' ho!

See pass gas, fart, cut the cheese, ho, stanky

4.

To Fart;Let out gas

instead of saying so imporperly "did you fart?" yo ask "did u cut the cheese"

"Hey Charles did you cut the cheese cause it smells like &%$@"

See fart, booted

5.

To fart.

Something that someone has done on the backside of the Wisconsin commemorative quarter.

Who cut the cheese on the back of that coin?

6.

Those potent, concentrated, warm and stinky farts that burn your bunghole when released. Often occurs after consuming large quantities of cheese based dishes, hence the name.

Be wary, cutting the cheese is an indication of built up poop. Constipation is possible, even though it may make for juvenile entertainment.

"Fucking gross!! You cut the cheese, mutherfucker!!"

See cut, the, cheese, fart, ass, hole, bung, burn

7.

when some one farts.

who cut the cheese

See who, cut, the, cheese, fart


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