What is Cute Crime?
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A crime that, when committed, is really cute, adorable but also illegal, typically seen anywhere from the fluffernutter kingdom to south central L.A. from where the penguin pequenos carjack to where baby chimps cut their dope
"I was buying some at my local convenience store when a bunch of care bears came up and held us at gun point, they shot Mr. Dokchow who owned the place, it was a cute crime, cutest i've ever seen, i wanted to videotape it for my daughter, she's a fan of the one that wiped the blood off the cash register, it was definitely in cold blood but it put the warm fuzzies in my heart"~Witness of cute crime
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