Cutecumbering

What is Cutecumbering?

1. The art of choosing an appropriate cucumber for masturbation from the fruit shop or grocery store.

Brad: What are you doing today?

Katrina: I'm off for a wax and then going cutecumbering.

Brad: Sweet. Have fun and bring some home for me.

See masturbation, cucumber, grocery, fruit, pleasure

Qfl

1. An acronym for "quit fuckin(g) lying". "QFL, I did not steal your delicious chocolate treats!" See internet slang,..

Machiniality

1. (v.) act of boning machines Andrew commited machiniality when he boned his laptop. We caught Andrew in the act of machiniality with hi..

Jamoock

1. Some one that is driving very slowly in front of you while you are in a hurry. This damn jamoock will not speed up! See slow, drive, j..

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