Cutecumbering

What is Cutecumbering?

1. The art of choosing an appropriate cucumber for masturbation from the fruit shop or grocery store.

Brad: What are you doing today?

Katrina: I'm off for a wax and then going cutecumbering.

Brad: Sweet. Have fun and bring some home for me.

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