Cuticans Edit Meaning

1. A spicy, soft-serve like poop that splatters the underside of the toilet seat. Oh my god, Ryan, what is that under the toilet seat? Oh..

1. When you flush one of those paper ass-gaskets, and it only goes half way down so some of the still dry paper sticks up like flower petal..

1. aka: OFA. Plutonic attentions given by an overwight female to a otherwise available male; generally done in an attempt to atttract atten..