What is Cutility?
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A portmanteau of the words "cute" and "utility" that refers to the quantifiable adorableness of any given object, and that said adorableness' usefulness in eliciting response/curing cancer.
Tessa: Hey Adam, look at those four pug puppies fighting over that box of Peeps!
Adam: My goodness Tessa, I have never seen a spectacle with such high cutility in my life.
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