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the penis is the sausage and the tits are the "baps".
so really a tit wank.
Man: Ahhh love I could do with a sausage bap !!
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THe process of wanting to slap someone, but being elsewhere, and so you summon the VIRTUAL SLAP! You simply go *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE* a..