Cuts The Meat Edit Meaning

1. a fishy smelly nasty muff (vagina) that makes you gag Lindsey was muff diving on Lucia the other night and had to stop because her puss..

1. A device that calculates the life expectancy of a planet. The Zweniphantometer predicts that the earth will end in 2012. See life, ear..

1. Usually a person whos is extremly goofy looking and acting. Loves to "soil his pants" and gets amusement out of farting. Extre..