Cuts To The Quick Edit Meaning

1. When something so uberly and 1337tly funny is said, it causes someone to laugh so hard that they get lymphoma. Cancer of the lymph nodes..

1. i'm not your napkin; do not wipe your hands on me when someone tries to wipe something on you, you say "i ain't yo napki..

1. horny, ornery, fool! I can't believe how orny he is, all he wants to do is argue and screw! He always wants to slam his ham in my..