Cutting Cucumbers

What is Cutting Cucumbers?


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1. The sexual act of a female/male performing fellatio on the male genitalia while nibbling or chewing on the phallus. This could be done using both horizontal and vertical motion, as long as the teeth provide a certain pressure on the phallus. Warning: Do not use in excessive for it may result in a damaged phallus. Act can be performed up until or just past blood trickling out of the phallus.

2. The only know ideal response to being accused of the act of tossing salad

1. My girlfriend is sooo good at cutting cucumbers!!! My phallus is eternally sore.

2. Xavier: Hey Sebastian!! Your mom tosses salad.

Sebastian: Oh yeh??? Well your mom cuts cucumbers

See tossing salad, fellatio, teeth, genitalia, comeback


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