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One with 903 zeroes after it. Higher than a ducentillionwhich is one with 603 zeroes after it.
It's a trecentillion times better.
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A turnip tickler is a faggot/poof/queer/gay, I think you get it. Turnip being the metaphor for male genitalia.
Poof: Come here mate, I ..