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first, you buy a snake, then you hide it between your asscheeks and you fuck the girl, you have to be on top for this to work right, so ..
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...smacked arse, bag of spanners, box of frogs, bulldog chewing on a wasp, smashed crab, Chernobyl Fireman's Head etc.
Ugly beyond..
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When you thumb your own arse and then give yourself a chocolate moustache
I was all alone after taking a dump, so while I wiped, I took..