What is Cwilf?
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Co-Worker I'd Like to Fuck - a person of the same OR opposite sex from work that one would like to make the naked pretzel with.
Man, that Fiorino is NOT a CWILF. He's one ugly mofo.
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Campaign Wife I'd Like To Fuck
Man, that wife of Fred Thompson is a major CWILF.
Kucinich totally has my vote as he has a smokin hawt CWILF.
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Cousin's Wife I'd Like To Fuck
Omar: Carlos, your cousin Steve's wife, Melissa is hot
Carlos: Yeah, she's a CWILF, I'd like to fuck her.
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Random Words:
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double whammy. drunk, high, and proud!
crunk-drunk
faded-high
makes sense right?
Were gettin crunkfaded over at my house tonight man..
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A kickass guy from San Diego, who never calls me anymore, has just become to cool I guess.
Man, if Dustin doesn't call me in like,..
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Verb meaning to steal one nickel from someone's pocket and then using that nickel to give someone a handjob.
Yo, J.F was so horny,..