Cwilf

What is Cwilf?


1.

Co-Worker I'd Like to Fuck - a person of the same OR opposite sex from work that one would like to make the naked pretzel with.

Man, that Fiorino is NOT a CWILF. He's one ugly mofo.

See Mark

2.

Campaign Wife I'd Like To Fuck

Man, that wife of Fred Thompson is a major CWILF.

Kucinich totally has my vote as he has a smokin hawt CWILF.

See milf, gilf, american pie, stiffler, stiffler's mom, hotties, daily show, family values

3.

Cousin's Wife I'd Like To Fuck

Omar: Carlos, your cousin Steve's wife, Melissa is hot

Carlos: Yeah, she's a CWILF, I'd like to fuck her.

See cwilf, sexy, hot, gorgeous, busty, bootylicious


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