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Excuse me, but if I don't get to the restroom, there's going to be a mess.
See shit happens.
Woodjoo move?  I gotta go!
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Beer.  The beverage of choice of all frat boys.  Guess what-- it's not Coca-Cola in that keg, sister.  Frat boys drink so much frat..