What is Cy?
1.
As of 2006, an extremely unintelligent, very large,
Still living with his parents, Cy is very lazy and does nothing for himself, expecting the world to be handed to him on a silver platter while he, himself, gets fatter. Cy has never held a job, refuses to be active, and stews in his own self-pity (as well as his filth) for months at a time. Cy, unfortunately, will never become independant, as he is simply too lazy to do anything to make his life less stagnant. Cy has no respect for women, therefore having no respect for himself, and henceforth gaining no respect from others, merely expanding in size, moping continually about his lonliness that only he, himself, creates.
Cy prides himself on his poor taste of women: the large variety with hideous facial features, poor intelligence, vast desperation, and abnormal amounts body hair. These women usually have children, which draws Cy nearer, due to Cy's inability to conceive due to his hideous outer appearance and lack of penile length to actually reach anywhere near a woman's vagina.
He preys himself on any woman who proverbally crosses his path on the internet (as no females willingly approach him in person, for obvious reasons), thinking he is a ladies man, when in reality, Earth's female population merely feels sorry for this mentally challanged
Poorly spoken, and with the mind of a young child, Cy is very greedy, and it is very difficult to understand him because of his horrid lack of grammar skills. He insists he is bright but in reality he has no idea just now stupid he is.
Cy is very overly
Cy has very unrealistic views on companionship, and sees marriage as a trophy to show off, expecting a woman to flash around her marriage certificate and/or wedding ring to display that they are married. Cy only wants a trophy, and a source of sexual output, neither of which he shall have. Cy has no idea what a real relationship is as he is simply not mentally mature enough to understand one.
Cy is a complete attention whore, exaggerating and even faking medical issues simply to get a woman's attention. He is a horrible liar, as most people can find him out quite easily. He makes on like he is dying of all these complications when inr eality the only medical complication he has is that his laziness adds to his ample size, creating more and more fat cells, creating a neverending cycle of
"Oh man, I think I just saw Cy..."
"...you mean that fat-ass freak that walks the streets asking people for the time? Ew he is a creepy, dirty freak."
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A handsome, amazing, one-of-a-kind man that gives the love of his life everything she could possibly want and then some. Kind, caring, loving, pleasing, athletic, beyond attractive, and perfect are only a tiny few adjectives to describe him. The woman who has his heart is the luckiest woman on the earth.
Oh look, I think I see Cy over there with his girlfriend. He gives her everyting. She has to be the luckiest girl on the planet. She's so lucky to have him.
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CY
Noun: A pathetic individual who has wasted their life in the most frivious of pursuits, yet feels an unnatural amount of pride for it.
Verb: To show great pride in a stupid or wasteful action.
He took so much pride in getting arrested that Mary accused him of being a CY.
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An incredibly lazy guy who has a thing for manga,anime and video games
cy is sitting on couch all day reading manga and playing video games
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One who is stupid or pretaining to a lack of intelligence.
Stop being such a Cy
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for rtcw fans- court yard, the main area in Destruction map. it has two flags, wich means it is the only way to victory in this map.
"wtf! get to the cy you fucking camper"
"cy clear lets go noobs"
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A character in the books The Wild Road and The Golden Cat, both by Gabriel King. My favorite character, a very random but sweet female cat.
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