Cyborg Edit Meaning

1.

n. 1. A being that is part robot, and part human. {cyb(ernetic) + org(anism)}. 2. A human who has certain physiological processes aided or controlled by mechanical or electronic devices.

adj. A fate worse, or on par with death.

v. 1. To turn someone into a part robotpart human being. 2. To add mechanical or electrical devices to someone in order to make them, better, faster and/or stronger than they could previously ever have been.

n. That cyborg just assimilated your mother into the collective.

n. That cyborg has laser eyes. He knows what I'm thinking. It comes as no surprise. The Christmas lights are blinking.

He's so curious

He's so curious

He's so curious

And he's got laser eyes.

adj. A cop goes to cuba to discover whether his missing brother is dead, alive, or cyborg.

v. I'm sorry to report this to you Mrs. Johnson, but on Tuesday, January 20th, your son Billy was confirmed cyborged in action.

2.

Also known as bluetool, one who wears an earpiece and is often found talking to what appears to be themselves. Can be inconspicuously identified to present company by saying: "I spy cyborg."

"Is that guy talking to himself?"

"I spy cyborg."

See bluetooth, bluetool, cyborg, cell phone

3.

rectal and vaginal penetration using a penis and vibrator.

Girl "Me and my girlfriend like to cyborg."

Guy"Dumbass, you can only cyborg if you have a dick."

Girl"Jackass, I had my strap-on in her pussy and my vib. in her ass!"

Guy"I mean a REAL DICK."

See borg, borged, borging

4.

sophisticated machine send back in time to present day to disrupt the equilibrium in customer service environments

Easily distinguished by a slow monotone voice and robot like movements

I called that service department number, the guy was a total cyborg

See cyborg, mark, monotone, equilibrium, customer service

5.

A Tennis Nazi from London. Speaks in monotone and always ends every sentence in "Does that compute?" Commonly seen prancing with his side-kick Starsky. Starsky is often seen wearing a pair of party pants.

Dude, did you see how cyborg malfunctioned when you hit the tennis ball?

Yeah, I wonder if the same thing happens when you hit it at Starsky?

See anonymous