Cyclops Bernard

What is Cyclops Bernard?


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Used to describe a penis. Cyclops, as it has one "eye", and bernard referring to the pubic hair around it, as most people called Bernard seem to have facial hair.

I got my cyclops bernard stuck in my zipper.

See knob, cock, todger, dick


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