Cyote Ugly

What is Cyote Ugly?


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Cyote Ugly is when you wake up next to the woman you had sex with the night before,and you realize in your sober state that she is the UGLIEST woman you have ever seen, and you realize she is laying on your arm. Instead of waking her up to move, you chew off your arm to free yourself so you can escape.

Man, that bitch last night was cyote ugly!

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