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A small turtle, in which you can jizz in.
"Hey rodreiguez, GET UR OWN FUCKING JIZZTURTLE, and stop having rodreigasms, DAAAAAMN!&q..
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A pack of cigarettes or cigars where some, or all off the contents have been bent, split, or otherwise made unsmokeable. This usually oc..
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the process by which when you break up with someone, they lose 15 pounds while you gain 15 pounds
Him: Hey, I've been working out ..