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When your phone is dropped in the toilet after taking a shit and the phone is still operable.
Somebody called me while I was drunk on t..
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To shoot your jism onto your partners breasts,then empty the contents of an ashtray over them!
Iain-"Do you fancy a scotchegging t..
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A Name People Use when THey Dont Want To Say Penis Or Dick Or Cock.
Keep Talking Shit Imma Kick You In Your Petey Wacker
See dick, coc..