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The rule that you can have more then one girl if she lives in a different area code then your other girls.
Yo man I gota call Jill.
Do..
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the art of becoming beligerently inebriated off of two keystone lights and/or a thimble of vodka before arriving at a party, and then pr..
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The sound made by a zombie as it violently consumes tender human flesh.
Human: Oh god, I am surrounded by zombies! Somebody help, pleas..