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(adj.) Completely and totally drunk. As in, sunk like a battleship.
"You don't even wanna know who I woke up next to, I was c..
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Gal u dry-hump after buying her a cheap beer then sneak out of her apartment.
Man, I had to put up with a Stupid Donkey on my last busi..
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A hand job, hand crank, a person other than yourself whom strokes your penis to ejaculate. A happy ending!
I was at the massage parlor..