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The breasts of a fat, hairy, ugly woman. Completely beastly and ineffective in creating boners.
maaaaaaaaan... Bertha has some serious ..
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Its when the "if" used in a sentence is unrealistic to happen
I dunno, that's a pretty big if sandwich
See if, unrealis..
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Waking up one morning after a wild night of excessive boozing in completely unfamiliar surroundings.
*Sigh* "No more gin for me, w..