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A woman who eats jelly (any flavor) for for a period of 5 days or more. (This would include KY jelly if so desired) After the the days..
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An obese Star Trek fan often seen at sci-fi conventions.
Known to frequently masturbate to pictures of Gates McFadden.
Those evil Lard..
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when you have to take a shit so bad that the terd is touching your underwear
I had to take a shit so bad that, before I got to the toil..