Da Hoff

What is Da Hoff?


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Individual who is a mega handjob and deaf as hell, having to wear hearing aids on both your ears just to be able to bearly hear.

my grandpa lost his hearing aid, and now walks around like da hoff.

See deaf, handjob, hearing aid, wayne, hoffman


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