What is Da Monkey?
1.
sexually transmitted disease, most closely associated with hoes in defferent area codes. Da Monkey can be HIV, the clap, etc. Deff. Something you dont want.
Also know as Da Monk
I Had To Wear 2 condoms and pull it through my boxer so i will not catch Da monkey
Oh It Burns When I Pee I Think I Got Da Monkey
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2.
An STD like "HIV" "the clap" "drippy dick" and other STD's you dont want to get.
Da Monkey is bad s#it so stay away from them guy/girls that have it!!
It burns when i pee i think i got DA MONKEY!!!!
Yo homie dont hit that joint that shawty has DA MONKEY!!!
Come on doc dont tell me i got DA MONKEY!!!
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Random Words:
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A variation of the word queef.
Often used to insult someone.
Also quite effective at pissing people off at 3:00 in the morning.
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when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your..
