Da Shoots

What is Da Shoots?

A bad case of diarrhea, where the sufferer can barely get off the stool before needing to get right back on.

Man, that #$*@ meatloaf gave my azz a major league case of da shoots.

Fartsob

1. When you fart and it burns so bad you cry. *riiiiiip* (pause) "WAHHHHHHH!" "Dude, he just fartsobbed!" See burne..

Eyegasmic

1. Like an orgasm for the eyes. To see something beautiful that makes you want to shout/cry with joy. The painting was so eyegasmic I want..

Compairison

1. Shorthand for a type of comparison that only involves two items. Usually the audience is aware of this fact, but for some reason the au..

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