Da Shoots

What is Da Shoots?

A bad case of diarrhea, where the sufferer can barely get off the stool before needing to get right back on.

Man, that #$*@ meatloaf gave my azz a major league case of da shoots.

Office Jerk

1. any guy at your job named Jay, Jeff, or Justin. Jay's the new office jerk: totally anal-retentive, and a hopeless brown nose idiot..

A Phone Call

1. The brief exchange of a few vital pieces of information. A Phone call- George: Hey Steve, what time does the circle jerk start tonight..

Vegesticles

1. A scrotum containing two testicles that hangs out of a female vagina. Your mom had a large set of vegtesticles..

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