Daaan

What is Daaan?


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A delightful English lad who takes you on a whirlwind tour of Englands hu-wheat fields, grassy knolls, and prancing ponies before settling down for a glorious cup of tea betwixt the daffodils. Finally, as the sun goes down, he makes you a man by taking you gently from behind, and you finish the day off with a handful of cucumber and dickshit sandwiches.

Daaan took me on a whirlwind tour of Englands hu-wheat fields, grassy knolls, and prancing ponies before settling down for a glorious cup of tea betwixt the daffodils. Finally, as the sun went down, he made me a man by taking me gently from behind, and we finished the day off with a handful of cucumber and dickshit sandwiches.

They were GLORIOUS!!

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