Dad Of The Year

What is Dad Of The Year?


1.

A father who when taking his child to the swimming baths can't help but become overexcited. Such a man usually throws the child (and other children) around the pool, repeatedly splashes everyone and generally acts like an infant in his quest to prove he is the best, most fun father on the planet.

Lifeguard 1 (about to take over supervision of the pool): Anybody playing up?

Lifeguard 2: Nah it's cool man, just watch out for "Dad of the year" over there.

See father, swimming


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