Dad Pants

What is Dad Pants?

After a long, stress filled day at work, a man, preferably a father tends to unbutton his pants and hang loose. Maybe he'll even have a beer.

My boss was a total asshole today, he wouldn't get off my case! Soon as I got home I got my dad pants on.

See dad, father, pants, hang, loose

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1. A thick coat of hair on ones butt cheeks. Bears have really big ass rugs..

Muffee

1. To Muffee someone is to steal all their pies. Damnit, I got muffee'd again! See rob, yoink, steal, mug, gank..

Zip One's Lip

1. to stop talking (See also shut up) Zip your lip and get to work...

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