What is Dad Pants?
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After a long, stress filled day at work, a man, preferably a father tends to unbutton his pants and hang loose. Maybe he'll even have a beer.
My boss was a total asshole today, he wouldn't get off my case! Soon as I got home I got my dad pants on.
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The effects of cheap beer or liquor are not unlike rubbing one's tongue with sand paper and banging your head against a wall.
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A boy who you are making out with, who approaches the state of boyfriend - without ever reaching it.
"My asymptotic boyfriend Matt..