Dad Stories

What is Dad Stories?

Stories told by your father that are exaggerated to impress upon how easy your life is compared to his at your age.

"I had to walk ten miles in ten feet of snow just to get to school in shoes that were too small;" (Dad Stories)

Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.

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Pork Puller

1. One who has sex with the obese; chronic masturbator; In HIllbilly Slang- One who beds pigs Joe is a pork puller; he is always with some..

Tarpet

1. Carpet that is so stained, a thick layer of a black, shiny tar like substance remains on the surface The carpet was so dirty there was ..

Rawrazard

1. A giant red dragon that flies around going "RAWR!!!!" for fun all day. This dragon can be found in such places as Rawrland, th..

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