Dad Stories

What is Dad Stories?

Stories told by your father that are exaggerated to impress upon how easy your life is compared to his at your age.

"I had to walk ten miles in ten feet of snow just to get to school in shoes that were too small;" (Dad Stories)

Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.

See bullshitting, lessons, martyr, ridiculous

Ushna

1. when asians have sex they say this. "USHNA, do me harder" See asian, sex, scream, rape..

Zjardi

1. A facialadministered to a woman while her child is in the same room. The Zjardi didn't wake little Timmy up. See goon..

Yarn Farm

1. An unshaven vagina As he felt her huge 70's hustler pelt of a bush he asked her, "What's with the yarn farm?" See ..

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