What is Dad Stories?
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Stories told by your father that are exaggerated to impress upon how easy your life is compared to his at your age.
"I had to walk ten miles in ten feet of snow just to get to school in shoes that were too small;" (Dad Stories)
Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.
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A salty penis or phallic expression.
After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..