Dad Stories

What is Dad Stories?

Stories told by your father that are exaggerated to impress upon how easy your life is compared to his at your age.

"I had to walk ten miles in ten feet of snow just to get to school in shoes that were too small;" (Dad Stories)

Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.

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Ruw

1. a homo bearded artist who loves to cook and paint homo things yo did you see ruw at art school? hey paulie! See poopstank, ducci, pau..

W-enis

1. the flexible skin on your elbows "Look how far I can stretch my wenis!" or "I'm touching your wenis!" 2. exc..

Finger Pop

1. to finger a virgin vagina or anus. like popping a cherry, but with a finger. to finger pop with more than one finger is also acceptabl..

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