Dad Stories

What is Dad Stories?

Stories told by your father that are exaggerated to impress upon how easy your life is compared to his at your age.

"I had to walk ten miles in ten feet of snow just to get to school in shoes that were too small;" (Dad Stories)

Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.

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Quiet Sperm

1. When you cum on a girl's mouth when she's sleeping. Shhh... stay quiet while I lay a quiet sperm on her! See teabag, cum, sl..

W0lfy

1. poor white boy w0lfy is to poor to get himself to quakecon. See pd..

Faggacino

1. (adjective, adj) - Used to describe a tasty coffee treat when it is being enjoyed by an insecure, heterosexual male or a friend you sus..

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