Dad Stories

What is Dad Stories?

Stories told by your father that are exaggerated to impress upon how easy your life is compared to his at your age.

"I had to walk ten miles in ten feet of snow just to get to school in shoes that were too small;" (Dad Stories)

Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.

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Douche Cookie

1. A hardened yeast deoposit in a used douche bag. Sally has a bag full of douche cookies. That guy is a total douche cookie...

Zachified

1. doing a prostitute then leaveing the state next day finding out you have aids queer 1: yo what's up queer 2: bro, i just got zac..

Ferroni

1. The coolest last name ever. A family of the craziest people you will ever meet. Wow. They really are Ferroni's. See canada, jas..

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