Dad Stories

What is Dad Stories?

Stories told by your father that are exaggerated to impress upon how easy your life is compared to his at your age.

"I had to walk ten miles in ten feet of snow just to get to school in shoes that were too small;" (Dad Stories)

Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.

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I Don't Like Your Face.

1. Conversational non-sequitur designed to kill an internet discussion stone dead. Always, ALWAYS, FUCKING ALWAYS DAMMIT to be spelt out as..

Cheyenne

1. To run up behind somebody, hit them in the back of the head, and then run away very fast. I'm gonna Cheyenne that bitch when i see..

Dorfish

1. an unattractive fish a german aquarium You are such a dorfish. Let's go to the dorfish. See idiot, smart 2. Having the qualit..

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