Dad Stories

What is Dad Stories?

Stories told by your father that are exaggerated to impress upon how easy your life is compared to his at your age.

"I had to walk ten miles in ten feet of snow just to get to school in shoes that were too small;" (Dad Stories)

Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.

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Strokin The Salami

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W.a.l.i.

1. Walk Around Look Important. Commonly used in the military in place of malinger. Often used in reference to a higher ranking officer. Co..

Verizon Complete

1. Having completed in/outbound calls successfully. Testing Caller ID to make sure it is working in/outbound. Testing calls to other SIP ..

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