Dad Stories

What is Dad Stories?

Stories told by your father that are exaggerated to impress upon how easy your life is compared to his at your age.

"I had to walk ten miles in ten feet of snow just to get to school in shoes that were too small;" (Dad Stories)

Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.

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Vogtsy

1. A wee diddy of a fitba manager who thinks Ali Roy should play for Scotland Hey cabbie have ye seen that numpty bufty Vogtsy flashin&apo..

Shaq'd

1. Walking up to another person, prefferably famous, and bitch-slapping them as hard as you f'in can. When they get up from the ground..

Fuken Prime.

1. short for fucking prime meaning the best, which is the first prime number, number 1 JE: hey Freaky F, how was the slutfestyou mammoth ..

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