Dad Stories

What is Dad Stories?

Stories told by your father that are exaggerated to impress upon how easy your life is compared to his at your age.

"I had to walk ten miles in ten feet of snow just to get to school in shoes that were too small;" (Dad Stories)

Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.

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I'll Rip Your Head Off And Shit Down Your Neck

1. A person, or entity, seperates your head from your body and thereafter takes a dumb that glides down your neck. From the Duke Nukem gam..

Meatcave

1. The place all men wants to enter, teh vagina. Oh lordy lord, did you see her meatcave up and close? Mr peepeemaker wants to go visit y..

Quasfag

1. A bag of dead babies. The quasfag that was hanging in my neighbors garage alarme to call the fuzz on his ass. See quasfag, babies, bag..

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