Dad Stories

What is Dad Stories?

Stories told by your father that are exaggerated to impress upon how easy your life is compared to his at your age.

"I had to walk ten miles in ten feet of snow just to get to school in shoes that were too small;" (Dad Stories)

Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.

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Blingin

1. TWINKLE TWINKLE gOES DA SHINY STUFF damn wodee dat ice on jor wrist is blingin See joe mama 2. Term used to describe a large amount ..

W0ot

1. The l337 version of woot woot w0ot dawg i am teh pwn..

Lousiana Leftovers

1. When you shit in a girl's pussy, then seran wrap and wait 2-3 weeks. You then go back in and eat that shitty pussy out! I almost t..

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