Dad Stories

What is Dad Stories?

Stories told by your father that are exaggerated to impress upon how easy your life is compared to his at your age.

"I had to walk ten miles in ten feet of snow just to get to school in shoes that were too small;" (Dad Stories)

Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.

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Butt Ketchup

1. the nickname given to bloody diarrhea Awww! Fuck! I filled the toilet with butt ketchup again!..

Ya Gemmeh

1. can be used after a comment or sentance like a fish kid ya gemmeh? you look like an twa* ya gemmeh? See ya, fish, what, get me..

Shayla

1. Celtic meaning "her gift" and "from the faery palace". A spunky female that may at first appear to be be one thing, ..

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