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put a bar of soap up your gf's ass and have her shit it out then wash herself with it while you take a shit and watch her washing h..
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to masturbate one's self in private
Yeah, i'm just off to have myself a quick intimate rest
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To have a wank.
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When a woman is fucked vaginally with a carrot and a piece of the carrot breaks off in the vagina and she later excretes a mushy chunk i..