Daddy Longlegs

What is Daddy Longlegs?


1.

a goddamn spider with long spindly ones that i HATE!!! motherfucker. daddy longlegs may be somewhere and you didn't know it 'cos that bitchass is nigh on invisble, cunt spider wankstain daddy longlegs i hate you!!!!!!!

marcus didn't know that unbeknownst to his a daddy longlegs was approaching, goddamn!

2.

Despite popular belief, a daddy longlegs is a spider with a small body and long, spindly legs. What most people think of as a daddy longlegs is actualy called a crane fly. Spiders like daddy longlegs are most common in summer, especialy during hot summers when there are a lot of insects about.

Don't kill a daddy longlegs, or any other kind of spider. They eat household pests.

See spider, legs, arachnid, insects

3.

Daddy Longlegs are, despite popular belief, insects, not spiders due to the fact that they have 6 legs rather than 8. They have a single-section podlike body (whereas spiders have 3 sections of their bodies) and very long, thin, spindly legs that when pulled off, still move for a bit. They are commonly seen in backyards or unfinished basements.

It is so fun to pull off a few legs of the Daddy Longlegs and watch it hobble about.

See insect, legs, bug, spider


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