Daddy Tax

What is Daddy Tax?

1.

The portion of a child's meal, Halloween candy, video game time, etc. that a father rightly takes as his own, mostly because you wouldn't be there without him. This particularly applies to things that your father buys for you - because there's no such thing as a free lunch, and life is hard, so you better get used to it.

My kids came home from their Halloween trick-or-treating, and as they sorted through the candy, I took all of their Reese's Peanut Butter cups as daddy tax.

See dad, daddy, candy, tax, kids, halloween, father, advice, rights
2

Random Words:

Lalalove
1. lots of love for a person, place or thing. Jamie lalaloves Sarah, so much she wants to explode. See love, sex, drugs, rock and roll..
Read more
Gaballin
1. to be glazed(eyes glazed over), blazed(high on marijuana), and limping(walking incorrectly). "After that blunt, Jill was gaballin&..
Read more
Kara Beth Brewer
1. a perfect gurl shes beautiful and so perfect shes funny sweet and just perfect..!! omg i love kara beth brewer See kara, beth, brewer..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free