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the act of taking your pointer finger and your middle finger and separating them in a vagina-like fashion so that you can violently shoo..
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A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.
"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is..
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When you have a big sore on the end of you cock.
Man one morning I woke up and the was a huge Zitgainonthetoffle on the head of my cock..